Feel my pain Loki x pmsing magical reader
“Loookiiiii!” You whined in attempt to get your husband’s attention. Once again he refused to come. He pretty much avoided you when your time of the month came about and this time was no different. You groaned loudly and threw your pillow at the door. You pouted for a moment before an idea struck you. You retrieved the pillow that you threw and held it above your face. You took a deep breath and let out a shrill shriek before you pressed the soft fluffiness to your face.
“What’s wrong?” Loki shouted as he burst through the door only a few seconds after you first screamed.
“I have a husband who refuses to care for me in my time of dire need.” You complained rather loudly as you glared daggers at him. However, he remained oblivious to the fact that he was supposed to be on the floor writhing in pain from the intensity of your gaze.
“Yes, well that may have something to do with the fact that last month you tried to kill m
Cheshire Cat's Lullaby
Dear little Alice, please don't cry
Tears of woe won't help you get by
I know that you feel scared, lost and alone
Since you cannot find your way back home
Have strange things happened?
Is there anything I need to know?
Did you taste things that make you shrink or grow?
Did you suffer any, please say it isn't so!
I will help you out, just wait and see
You'd be glad that you found a cat like me
I'll show you around this fascinating place
Only if you keep a smile on your face
No more reading signs that say "This way" or "Yonder"
Now you don't have to sit down and try to ponder
Which way should you go, you ask?
I seem to find that a fairly simple task
Just follow my grin, for you will know soon
How much it looks like a glowing crescent moon
Don't be afraid, please follow my advice
Surely you don't even need to think twice...
Oh look, there's the Queen all dressed in red,
Hear how she screams "Off with your head!"
Those are the very words that everyone dreads
Would you like to keep your he
Loki And Reader Prologue: Our Origin
You began to walk down the street on the way to your apartment.
Just moving into New York City was a huge hassle for you. There were still boxes in your room that needed unpacking.
After grabbing the mail from the mailbox you went inside your apartment.
Most of the big things were on the room like the TV, couch, bookshelf, kitchen chairs, kitchen table and-.
You rolled your eyes knowing who it was, your mother.
Picking up the phone you answered. "Hello?"
"Sweetie is that you?" your mother asked.
"Uh, yeah it's me. Who did you think this would be?" you asked dryly.
"I was worried dear. You've been gone for so long ever since you've just moved in." your mother explained. "Is the door behind you locked?"
You turned around and answered. "Yes mom. Look, I've got to finish packing up so I've got to go."
"Do you need any help?" your mother aske
Valentine's Special- Thank You-Loki's Ending
You flipped the note over, wondering who could've sent it. Judging by the amount of cursing from whoever had left it, it must've been one of the boys with the more colorful vocabulary. You folded the paper and tucked it into your pocket, going to your room to get changed.
Having narrowed it down to three outfits, you picked the one that would draw the least amount of attention. After pulling on the emerald colored dress, you glanced into the mirror to make sure you had achieved the look you wanted.
The dress had a beautiful sweetheart neckline and fell just above your knees. After fastening on a good belt to accentuate your waist, you tugged on a pair if black two-inch heels.
Outfit having been completed, you fled to your bathroom and quickly did your makeup, keeping it simple by choosing a shadow that made your (E/C) eyes pop. You finished off your makeup with a soft pink lipstick and quickly pulled your hair into a loose bun, curling a few loose strands with a curling iron.
LokixReader Accidentally In Love (Valentines Day!)
Hello! Listen to this on repeat as you read!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bK0C2obFc
Honestly, it kinda made you sick.
“Oh Tony! They’re lovely!”
“How did you know I was running out of poptarts Jane?!”
“I can’t believe you got reservations to La Roussette Natasha!”
All the happy couples were gushing with each other as Valentines day officially started. You scowled at all of them and returned back to your bedroom. All the lovey dovey crap that they flaunted in front of you made you sick. Just because they all had a significant other, doesn’t mean they have to announce it to the world.
You’ve spent too many Valentine day’s alone, and every time, you would stay in your room and eat all the chocolate that you could. Forever alone was your motto for this one day.
It’s not that you wanted to be alone, quite the opposite. You had wanted a significant other for a long time, but all the guys you had d
Will U Be Mine? (LokixReader) One-Shot
"L-Loki?" You stammered, shock written on your face.
How could it be that the God of Mischief had been the one that sent you those candy hearts? Loki didn't even seem like the type to do something that sweet. Still, your heart was beating a mile a minute. Loki was a handsome God that could make you blush just with a smile. He smirked at you, his emerald eyes sparkling underneath the moonlight.
"Hello darling," Loki purred. "This is quite a surprise for you, is it not?"
"Big surprise," You nodded slowly. Your eyes were still wide with disbelief as you looked at him.
He stood before you wearing a black tux, his black hair slicked back and a blue velvet scarf tied around his neck. He looked very handsome and certainly knew how to dress up well. He smirked at you before reaching behind his back and presenting you a single red rose that seemed to appear from thin air.
"For you, my dear," He grinned.
You took the rose and blushed. "Thank you....Loki I do believe you owe me an explanation tho
Candy Hearts (Avengers x Reader) Intro
"Will u be mine?" You read the tiny message scripted on the purple candy heart.
"Huh?" Natasha looked at you puzzled. She plucked the candy that was betwixt your fingers and inspected it before popping it into her mouth.
"I wanted that you know," You said in a cold monotone voice.
"And I was just testing it to make sure that it wasn't poisoned so you're welcome," Natasha smirked. "Who gave you that anyways?"
You shrugged. "I have no clue really. It was just sitting on my desk right here."
You and Natasha then looked around your office, as if expecting to find someone staring at you through a pair of binoculars that were peeking out from the fake plants that were around. But no said man was found. This wasn't that odd though. Valentine's Day was just around the corner. Perhaps someone was dropping hints that they wanted you to be their Valentine. The thought was sweet but who on Earth could this mysterious person be?
"Hmm," Natasha hummed. "Well before we go on a hunt for your lov
Steve x reader scary movies one shot
"Two tickets please?" You were about to pay the lady until Steve slapped your hand away and gave her his money "Steve! I invited you to watch the movie with me so I should pay!" You snapped at him, he gave you a quick smirk " sorry ma'am but its a gentleman rule" "steve call me _____ not ma'am were friends and coworkers for crying out loud" he gave you another smirk and grabbed the two tickets you both walked into the theatre. You heard about this scary movie called the Conjuring you really wanted to see it but most of your friends couldn't make it, Tony said that Pepper and him had a date, Natasha had a mission,Bruce was too busy in the lab, thor was at asguard,and Clint HATES scary movies, luckily Steve said he would come, you and Steve are very close. "I'm gonna get us some popcorn and drinks you get us a seat" Steve said you would have offered to buy the snacks but you knew he would be to stubborn about it . You quickly got into the room and found two seats in the middl
Loki x Reader x Thor. Who's da better kisser?
LokixReaderxThor who's da better kisser?!?! One shot.
It was a regular day on Asgard. Peaceful and quiet. You were sitting in your chambers reading one of the history books enjoying the silence while it lasted. You wished it would always be this quiet.
Too bad it didn't last.
Suddenly your chamber doors slammed open and in came Thor and Loki. Looking like they had just been dragged through a ditch.
"(Y/n)!" Loki yelled. "Do tell my brother that I am by FAR the more handsome prince!" He folded his arms and half smirked half glared at Thor. You rolled your eyes.
"Asgardians." You said shaking your head. You weren't from Asgard. Your original home was Vanaheim. But you came to live on Asgard when your friend Hogan had. You immediately befriended the princes, Sif, and the other members of the three.
"(Y/n), do tell my brother that he is sadly mistaken and that I am CLEARLY the better looking prince." Thor retaliated. He gave Loki the same look he was giving him moments ago.
"Why do you bot
LokixReader- Green Silk Pajamas
A groan escaped your lips, you had a long but hard day, not to mention a bad one too.
First you had woken up late, then your car had broken down, you barely got to work and you were harassed by your boss, lost your job when you lost your temper after he had the nerves to spank your ass and what else? Oh! That's right, your so called 'friend' spreading rumors about you which were full of bull, the rumors are that your an attention seeker, and the ironic thing is that she's being a hypocrite, you don't bring attention upon yourself unlike her who would do anything for attention.
And then your car gave way once again, but this time you can't fix it at all. And you had to walk since the bus you took won't go all the way to the bus stop, you had a feeling the bus driver hates you.
The bus ride. Oh, you wanted to murder someone so badly as some little kid. (Or punk as you called him.) decided to kick your seat all the way to the stop area. You had lost it and yelled at the little brat to kno
[Akatsuki x Reader] Sweets Time-Red Bean Dango
Feeling really bored of sitting at snack shack with nothing to do, you lay your head on the table as you look out the entrance to see the passing clouds in the sky.
Not really sure of what exactly you’re looking at, you sighed terribly in defeat.
Leader-sama assigned you with Itachi on a mission, although you had to admit, you didn’t know about your compatibility with the Uchiha. For one thing, it’s that you barely knew anything about him, besides his past and crime. Other than that, it’s like you’re a stranger to him.
Currently you gave up on trying to get Itachi to continue to wherever you had to go, since you were too tired to even complain. Besides, you had to wake up early at like 3 in the morning to set out without eating breakfast. Eating here might be a good substitute.
Itachi was sitting across from you on a bench patiently as he waited for his beloved dangos.
With only green tea slowly cooling in front of you, you looked at the lined patterns run
Clockwork Memories ||Sebastian x Reader
A cold night......
Most people would call a girl with (h/c) strange but it seemed even more stranger to see such a girl with a man with orange colored hair with rabbit ears at a cemetery at a cold night like this.
There was a reason why they were in such a place, you've been coming here since you were a little girl with either your Uncle Elliot or another family member.
"(y/n), it's time to go now." You're uncle said, walking a few paces ahead of you. You told him to wait a bit as you placed some white, red, pink and yellow roses on the grave you were standing in front of. He died on this day, your beloved Anthony.
"Uncle Elliot, do you remember that day?" You asked looking down on the ground then looking up at his surprised face. It's a stupid question because everyone remembers that horrible day like it just happened. He gave you one of those infamous rare sad smiles he would give when you talk to him about this; you liked him because
Taste Testing (AvengersxReader)
*This piece is a short drabble and is entirely dialogue driven.
“Tell me you did not just do what think you just did?”
“The question then becomes, just what did I do?”
“Tony! You know exactly what you did!”
“Hmm…I think the pot is boiling over.”
“What!? Oh no no no no no. This is all your fault!”
“How is this my fault?”
“If you had just kept your hands to yourself—Clint! Don’t you dare touch that spoon!”
“I wasn’t going to!”
“Yes you were. I could see that dumb look on your face.”
“My face is not dumb…”
“I don’t care. Just get out of my kitchen—Tony! I swear to god!”
“What tis this strange colored cuisine?”
“It’s pumpkin pie, Thor.”
“I see. There are none of these 'pumpkins' on Asgard. Are they the same pumpkins were carved on Hallows Eve.”
“Yeah except th
Kaito Ga Uninstall: KaitoXReader
It was always about (y/n). About making her happy, being there for her when she was sad, and singing whenever she asked for it. (y/n) was the young, blue Vocaloid’s world. She was kind-hearted, honest, and always gave him a smile that would send his heart beating a mile a minute.
Kaito was part of the Vocaloids, robots that had hearts and feeling and were much like humans. The only difference they held were their voices, they had a slight robotic feel to them, and they had headphones connected to them that would allow them to be connected to the computer for installations and such things. Vocaloids were rare and very difficult to get a hold of, so when Kaito heard of the trouble (y/n) went through, his love for her grew even more. She would always hug him close to her and say things like “I’m so glad you’re here” or “You’re the best Vocaloid ever.” He truly loved his master. And he never wished for her words or smiles be directed to anyon